These are all real actual testimonals
Space Rock Collective flat out is the best rock band I have ever heard. When I hear them play live every cell in my body reverberates with joy and my creativity is sparked. After they played an ABBA cover song at a recent show I got an insight into the universe. I realized that the “Higgs Boson” was not just a particle, but also a principle on which all elements rest. I had to take a valium just to take the edge off.
– Albert Einstein
Space Rock Collective are terrible.
– Steve Martin
Half of the reason we are seeking colonization of Mars is too get as far away from this so-called “Space Rock Collective” and their grandiosity.
– Elon Musk