Space Rock Collective member was in the jungle of Bali, Indonesia and ran into a rock that had decided to dress himself like Neil Young. When questioned the rock said, “hey man, Neil is cool. He is the godfather of grunge. Just think about it during the 90’s Pearl Jam was his backing band for a period of time. Just let that sink in. PEARL JAM WAS HIS BACKING BAND! Every night they would end the show by doing rocking in the free world. This is the same guy who used to drive a hearse named Mort (As in Mortician, get it (we said yes we get it)). So why would I not wear a Neil Young style flannel shirt?” As the Space Rock Collective member was walking away with his friends the rock said, “come back…… I’m lonely. You guys seem cool. Was it something I said? This always happens to me. That is why I am a lonely rock.” If anyone wants a weird friend, go to Bali monkey preserve. There is a rock dressed like Neil Young who could use some company.